Texas Tech football Q and A

Q: Who do you think will win on Saturday?

KF: We will. UT hasn't played anybody. They are overrated and they will be exposed as frauds on Saturday night.

Q: WOW! That is quite a statement. Care to elaborate?

KF: Sure. Whoever said 'defense wins championships' is a moron. On Saturday night your going to see actual student-athletes wearing red scoring touchdowns. Maybe 10, but more likely it will only be 6 or 7 touchdowns. Texas is going to score, just not as many.

Q: What is the reason for the rise of Texas Tech football?

KF: Mike Leach could possibly be a half-human, half-omnipotent being. I see we Tech fans much like the Isrealites that followed Moses out of the oppression of the Pharoah. "Pharoah" in this scenario is probably Texas, but could be Oklahoma although we have beaten them 2 out of 3 years.
The other theory is that the world is coming to an end shortly, and God is rewarding our long suffering with some kind of BCS or Conference Championship. I doubt he grants us both, because i think he only votes in the USA Today poll, but something would be nice.

Q: What will Tech fans do if they finally get their elusive championship?

KF: I was thinking that we would probably annex West Texas A&M at that point. Those folks aren't real Aggies. We share a same language and culture with those people and I think its finally time that they become legally part of the Raiterland. I'm not saying that this would be their name, but North Texas Tech has a nice ring to it.

Q: What about you? What will you do if Tech wins a conference championship?

KF: I will be happy for about 20 minutes or so, then I will start bitching about the lack of blitzing on 3rd down, Big 12 referees, and OU paying its players.

Were not in Kansas anymore

The Todd and I drove to Lawrence, Kansas for the Tech-KU football game this weekend. It was a great trip because we won. It was also a great trip because of the KU students and alumni we met. Superp people. The Todd has relatives in Kansas and they were great.

T-shirts we saw in Lawrence.

ALL BLUE.

KANSAS: the birthplace of North Carolina basketball.

Picture of John Brown in classic gun and bible pose with caption that reads: Kansas protecting America from Missouri since 1856. It's hilarious of you're a history dork.

Things I did not see in Kansas.

1. bums

2. Mexican food restaurants

3. trash

4. mobile home communities

5. the KU defense

6. t-shit longhorn fans, although we did see some in Norman, OK on the way back. weird.

7. Allsups burritos

Top 5 TV shows

Current.

1. It's always sunny in Philadelphia. It's the greatest show since BSG pissed me off.
1b. Entourage. I can't decide if its going to start sucking or if it is still greatness.
1c. Mike Leach Show. With a bullet ^
4. College Gameday
5. Flight of the Conchords. You either get it or you dont.

All-times

1. A-Team. No explanation needed. (when i was a boy, I wanted to be Face, but now I'm older and I realize I'm Murdock.)
2. Star Trek: TNG (I was thinking of being Worf for Halloween.)
3. Cheers
4. Moonlighting (best written show of the 80's)
5. What's Happenin
5b. Soul Train-never mind worf...I'm going as the Dude at 48 seconds below. Instant good mood watching the line dance.

12 step humor

Three months today.

Huttenese

I was going to use Rosetta Stone, but now I think I've changed my mind.

Home of 12th Place

LOL Internets

the link on the bottom will give you at least 5 whole minutes of fun.


Aggie Look-a-like thread on Raider Power.

Silver wings upon their chest

The greatest football team, with a storied history err storied program, whatever that means..."storied program"????? We moved up to #5th. The Spoiled Children, with ONE LOSS, jumped us. The orange non-homophobic tree-hugging hippie freak- Americans that hate merica beat the toothless land theives this weekend.

WE PLAY the fightin Texas Aggies at Kyle Field. I hope its not a good game, but knowing the situation, it will be good enough to just win.

I'm currently in one of those, 'what does it all mean' phases tonight.

Let me list the stuff I want to do before I get too old.

1. I want to hike the Appalacian trail. Appalashun? Appalation...whatever..its that one. I spelled better when I drank.

2. I'd like to play poker in one of those tournaments on television.

I was also thinking about what things are going to be like here in the good ole USA the next few years with all this financial meltdown ripple effect.

I think people are inherently aweful. This whole depression deal will exacerbate things. What happens when our currency is half of its worth now and nobody will sell us oil? How long will it be before we turn on each other? On the upside, I betcha we all lose some weight! Those silly Wall Street muckety mucks...lookin out for obesity!

These are drastic measures folks.

Western governments are moving to socialize their banking and security trading aparatus to "protect" their solvency. That was last week. This new global economy means that when 100 million loans are bad here in the USA, and they were packaged ...wait...wait..lemme put it you this way.

This whole deal revolves around the corruption of FAITH and VALUE. ......no sorry....thats too complicated.

OK...I GOT IT!

This whole deal is like when your 16 and you get a fake ID and you go to a nasty titty bar on Harry Hines Blvd for the first time.

It's $20 to just get in. Beer is 6 bucks for Keystone. The place has only 3 dancers and one is 7 months pregnant. But you dont care right? Cause THIS IS FINALLY a TITTY BAR! Yep, here ya go...heres my money. Sure we'll take the champanette! The night goes on and on with three songs from Winger and ghey ass Bon Jovi. Finally, you realize that not only are you not getting laid, but your also broke and just plain DUPED! Your first instinct is to say, "Damn that was fun! wasn't it?" But really it isn't, and you know it.

Perhaps that was a bad example. Back to faith and value. Until "they" can restore that, no amount of bailout will be suffice.

New Math

I get some satisfaction out of seeing the drawn faces of despair on the trading floors of Wall Street. I do not feel sorry for them, accept for the one or two honest ones there might be around. I always knew that "new math" was going to lead us to ruin. I've been sayin it since the 4th grade. I wonder how many of them will lose their house?

Bailout? Worst piece of economic legislation since the "stimulus" deal. There will be more to come. Once this thing starts, historically it ends with complete collapse of financial system. (See Weimar Republic) It is unavoidable. Not such a bad thing in my estimation. A good purge might teach us all a lesson. Unfortunately, this lesson is going to hurt everyone very badly for a long time.

An old Clayton Williams quote about rape, which is always inappropriate, comes to mind. Barring that misstep, I think Obama has got this election thing sewn up. He might not want the job by January.

Attention BRAD DODD!!!!

I do not have your email and I lost your phone number. Please drop me a line. (this picture has nothing to do with anything.) I have a INTERNETS serious BIDNESS question for you. It's not about midget porn this time...I swear.