The infidel fleas have invaded the sacred temple of the Kingfish. I, the Yard Ayatollah will now issue a fatwah to eradicate the defilers from the soil. I will jihad them first inside with a bomb, then I will chemically terrorize them where they live. The high preistess Maggie will forsake them in holy water, and we will rejoice the death to the evil.
Thursday, June 29, 2006
Fatwah
The infidel fleas have invaded the sacred temple of the Kingfish. I, the Yard Ayatollah will now issue a fatwah to eradicate the defilers from the soil. I will jihad them first inside with a bomb, then I will chemically terrorize them where they live. The high preistess Maggie will forsake them in holy water, and we will rejoice the death to the evil.
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Death to the infidels! May the rivers run red with the blood if the non-believers, or maybe the blood of the non-believers' last meal.
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