Vince from ShamWoW is a terrorist, if your a paper towel salesman.
Vince could be a freedom fighter, if you have 6 kids.
Vince could be a martyr, if he died...well, okay nothing really works there.
Vince is a patriot, if your a German ShamWow Factory worker.
Vince is a criminal, if he stole your coke a poured it on the rug.
My fascination with all things ShamWoW knows no bounds.
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