His name is Uncle Rico. His biography is sketchy but after brief stints at selling Tupperware and breast enlargement supplements, he has decided to give college football a try.Uncle Rico's career highlights include being the backup QB for Preston, Idaho High School in 1982. Rico claims to be able to throw footballs over mountains and boasts that had he been put in the fourth quarter, they could have taken state.
He will be majoring in time travel.
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