the hubbub bub

The tee vee

The tee vee said the gubment was doing a census to count how many people thare are in Texas. This time thare countin all the Mexicans too. Last time they seemed to miss some. Mike Leach talked about Winston Churchill and emergent Basque eccentrics in post-Inquisition pre-Rennaisance art. Then he said we were goin to find out who wants to play sum futball this sprang. He said he wuz glad he is in Lubbock. They mentioned the Lubbock payper going up.

The Payper

The payper costs $2 on Sundee now. Thare tryin to make a profit and said on the tee vee that revenue was important and wiff the economee down it wasn't doin it no more. The payper also said tha Ladee Rayders lost due to turnovers and not being able to score points. The Tech men lost due to the problem wiff playin Oklahoma. Said that O Yew has really good players and Tech missed some shots or they would have won. The editorials said the economee is Obama's fault. The letters to the editor thanked George Bush for doing such a good job.

The Raydeo

I listen to Ron Grant on Kool 98 weekdays frum 2 to whenever he aint playin music no more. Next week I hope he plays Amos Moses and Wichita Linemen every damn day, as he should. The morning sports show on the Republican network was live from CPAC. They were pissed off and makin excuses cause thare guy, that just so happens to be a brown person too, wasn't as good at speakin as tha Presidant. Then Rush said he wanted them people to stop listenin to him if they were gonna bash on Jindal. Then they said Reagan was good at borrowin monee and that we are now paying back the interest on that, but that was on the satellite raydeo so it must be lies!