This is Chuck. He has his Bear and Wolf plus 4 silver arrow points. Therefore, Chuck has more credibility than that doosh Karl Rove.
Folks, in all seriousness I don't know if the American Democracy can handle transparent government.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Fox News needs to hire some help
This is Chuck. He has his Bear and Wolf plus 4 silver arrow points. Therefore, Chuck has more credibility than that doosh Karl Rove.
Folks, in all seriousness I don't know if the American Democracy can handle transparent government.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
The Hubbub bub
The Tee Vee
The tee vee said that Obama wuzn't really President cause he didn't say the Oaf of Office rite. Then they said the Decider wuz in Mitlan and they wuz happy he wuz home then he said. "Am her to stay in Texus." Then them people went "yee haw." The Karl Rove talked to the Lubbock tee vee lady and he said he wuz happy that they liberated 50 million peeple worldwide.
The Payper
The payper said the kids were back at Tech and that cause the economy wuz bad that people wud lose thare jobs. Some classes may be dropped. Then they said that Tech had finushed fundin the 30 million for the new luxury boxes at the football stadium. then there wuz an article about people had to git thare priorities rite in the recesshun. Tech wun a game against Coleradoe.
The Raydeo
Hannity said that Obomba wuz goin to free all them terrorists and that they were gonna kill us. Then Limbaugh said he wanted Obomba to fail. Rebel Cuntree Raydeo had a tribute weekend to Ronnie Milsap.
The tee vee said that Obama wuzn't really President cause he didn't say the Oaf of Office rite. Then they said the Decider wuz in Mitlan and they wuz happy he wuz home then he said. "Am her to stay in Texus." Then them people went "yee haw." The Karl Rove talked to the Lubbock tee vee lady and he said he wuz happy that they liberated 50 million peeple worldwide.
The Payper
The payper said the kids were back at Tech and that cause the economy wuz bad that people wud lose thare jobs. Some classes may be dropped. Then they said that Tech had finushed fundin the 30 million for the new luxury boxes at the football stadium. then there wuz an article about people had to git thare priorities rite in the recesshun. Tech wun a game against Coleradoe.
The Raydeo
Hannity said that Obomba wuz goin to free all them terrorists and that they were gonna kill us. Then Limbaugh said he wanted Obomba to fail. Rebel Cuntree Raydeo had a tribute weekend to Ronnie Milsap.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Benediction
KLF friends and family...
The BENEDICTION stole the show!
"...and in the joy of a new beginning. We ask for you to work for that day. When black will not ask to get back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead man, and when white will embrace what is right. Let all those who will do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say amen and amen."
Benediction of 44th Presidential Inauguration by Rev. Joseph Lowery.
-Rev. Joseph Lowery co-founded the Southern Christian Leadership Conference with the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
The BENEDICTION stole the show!
"...and in the joy of a new beginning. We ask for you to work for that day. When black will not ask to get back, when brown can stick around, when yellow will be mellow, when the red man can get ahead man, and when white will embrace what is right. Let all those who will do justice and love mercy say Amen. Say amen and amen."
Benediction of 44th Presidential Inauguration by Rev. Joseph Lowery.
-Rev. Joseph Lowery co-founded the Southern Christian Leadership Conference with the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
The Hubbub bub
The Tee Vee
The tee vee wuz reporting yesterdee that while the rest of the country is going to hell, which is where they should go by the way, Lubbock is growing and aint in no damn recess.
The tee vee also said that the Red Raiders were playin some basketball this weekend against the Longhorns. Then they showed a Mike Leach press conference whur he explains the War of the Roses and Oliver Cromwell. Dang that guy is weird.
The newz said it wuz goin to be cold.
The Payper
The payper said the lake wuz outta water and that we gots to drill a well fer water. 21 million. Presidant O'Bomba is going to lent us the monee.
The Raydeo
The raydeo said it wuz cold. Then they played Limbaugh, then Hannity, then replay Limbaugh, then replay Hannity 3rd and 4th hour. They said O'Bomba wasn't an merican. Then they said that Izrel wuz well within thare rites to kill them arabs.
The tee vee wuz reporting yesterdee that while the rest of the country is going to hell, which is where they should go by the way, Lubbock is growing and aint in no damn recess.
The tee vee also said that the Red Raiders were playin some basketball this weekend against the Longhorns. Then they showed a Mike Leach press conference whur he explains the War of the Roses and Oliver Cromwell. Dang that guy is weird.
The newz said it wuz goin to be cold.
The Payper
The payper said the lake wuz outta water and that we gots to drill a well fer water. 21 million. Presidant O'Bomba is going to lent us the monee.
The Raydeo
The raydeo said it wuz cold. Then they played Limbaugh, then Hannity, then replay Limbaugh, then replay Hannity 3rd and 4th hour. They said O'Bomba wasn't an merican. Then they said that Izrel wuz well within thare rites to kill them arabs.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
RIP Ricardo Montalban
Thank you for Fantasy Island, Star Trek:The Wrath of Khan, ?Quien es mas macho? (even though I think you were only mentioned by name), and fine Corinthian leather.
Techsans DUPE Dallas Observer
The Dallas Observer did a piece on female athletes. (tee hee)
The picture above featured here is misleading in several ways. First, this picture has been floating around since 2002. Second, Texas Tech has no swim team, much less a Women Swim Team. It is a staple photoshop picture on many Tech message board and blog websites.
It is a an interesting article.
Our troubles are finally over!
Thank God we got a new aircraft carrier. Now we can take the fight to Bin Laden!(this is sarcasm)
GOPTV
"What do you give a guy who has been blessed and has just about everything he has ever needed?" asked President George W. Bush from aboard the Navy's newest ship. "Well, an aircraft carrier."
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Vince Offer from ShamWoW.
Vince from ShamWoW is a terrorist, if your a paper towel salesman.
Vince could be a freedom fighter, if you have 6 kids.
Vince could be a martyr, if he died...well, okay nothing really works there.
Vince is a patriot, if your a German ShamWow Factory worker.
Vince is a criminal, if he stole your coke a poured it on the rug.
My fascination with all things ShamWoW knows no bounds.
First time for everything
Eric Ward, the stud receiver switched his commitment from OU to Texas Tech. Here is the best part. He has decided to enroll into Tech this Spring.
I'm sure this has happened before, a recruit switching from OU to Tech, but I just cannot remember....
Rider receiver Eric Ward now headed to Texas Tech instead of OU
I'm sure this has happened before, a recruit switching from OU to Tech, but I just cannot remember....
Rider receiver Eric Ward now headed to Texas Tech instead of OU
Ward said Tech’s academic record helped factor into the decision. The Red Raiders led the Big 12 Conference with a 79-percent graduation rate in the NCAA’s latest report released last fall. Oklahoma was a conference-worst 46 percent.
“I want a degree,” said Ward, who plans on majoring in criminal justice and sociology. “Football is not going to last forever.”
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Saturday, January 10, 2009
George W. Bush Library
The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages
and accepting donations.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.
The Decision Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.
The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and
view the President's accomplishments.
The library will also display many famous quotes by George W. Bush:
* 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country'
* 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure'
* 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child'
* 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription
drugs and medicine'
* 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy -- but that could change'
* 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that one word is 'to be prepared'
* 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things'
* 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future'
* 'The future will be better tomorrow'
* 'We're have the best educated American people in the world'
* 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some
fantastic pictures' (during an education conference)
* 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it'
* 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur'
* 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it'
* 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made'
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
Sincerely,
Jack Abramoff
Chair of G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors
and accepting donations.
The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find.
The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling.
The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy.
The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you
go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.)
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete
with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican
Senators.
The Decision Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija
board, dice, coins, and straws.
The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and
view the President's accomplishments.
The library will also display many famous quotes by George W. Bush:
* 'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country'
* 'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure'
* 'Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and
child'
* 'No senior citizen should ever have to choose between prescription
drugs and medicine'
* 'I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and
democracy -- but that could change'
* 'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and
that one word is 'to be prepared'
* 'Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things'
* 'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in
the future'
* 'The future will be better tomorrow'
* 'We're have the best educated American people in the world'
* 'One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some
fantastic pictures' (during an education conference)
* 'Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it'
* 'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur'
* 'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it'
* 'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made'
PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY!
Sincerely,
Jack Abramoff
Chair of G.W. Bush Library Board of Directors
Friday, January 09, 2009
Things that annoy me
Things that annoy me.
1. the OU band constantly playing the Boomer Sooner song anytime the opposing offense gains less than 10 yards or the OU offense gains more than 2 yards.
2. the rock band BUSH. They had this one song called...well here it is, but I must warn you, it is the worst song of the entire 1990's and there was alot of suck back then. Just sucktown lyrics repeated over and over.
3. J G Wentworth commercials....who knew there was such a huge market?
1. the OU band constantly playing the Boomer Sooner song anytime the opposing offense gains less than 10 yards or the OU offense gains more than 2 yards.
2. the rock band BUSH. They had this one song called...well here it is, but I must warn you, it is the worst song of the entire 1990's and there was alot of suck back then. Just sucktown lyrics repeated over and over.
3. J G Wentworth commercials....who knew there was such a huge market?
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Boxers not briefs
Call me Al
I wonder if the United States of America would have been better off with Al Gore the last 8 years. We will never know.
My analysis of the Decider is simple.
Disassociation with reality, inability to accept opposing opinion, and lack of third and fourth level thinking are the main enemies of the Decider.
Jesus and God
Colt McCoy thanked Jesus for the UT Fiesta Bowl win. Evidently, Jesus cannot cover Michael Crabtree.
Seriously
I have never heard a player on any losing team say, "well, Jesus loves them more and that's why they won."
Recession busting denial advice
Refuse to listen to the news. Tell others. Rinse and repeat.
I love being a Texan
I was reading about Buddha on a recommendation from an old friend. I read about how life chooses you. Well, today I was in the city of Midland telling a great customer about reading some of this and he said. "Them fuckers in OPEC don't get this price up, that's about all I could afford is one dem sheets." Then he gives the Dan Blocker belly laugh.
Only in Texas can you go from Buddha to OPEC in two sentences.
I wonder if the United States of America would have been better off with Al Gore the last 8 years. We will never know.
My analysis of the Decider is simple.
Disassociation with reality, inability to accept opposing opinion, and lack of third and fourth level thinking are the main enemies of the Decider.
Jesus and God
Colt McCoy thanked Jesus for the UT Fiesta Bowl win. Evidently, Jesus cannot cover Michael Crabtree.
Seriously
I have never heard a player on any losing team say, "well, Jesus loves them more and that's why they won."
Recession busting denial advice
Refuse to listen to the news. Tell others. Rinse and repeat.
I love being a Texan
I was reading about Buddha on a recommendation from an old friend. I read about how life chooses you. Well, today I was in the city of Midland telling a great customer about reading some of this and he said. "Them fuckers in OPEC don't get this price up, that's about all I could afford is one dem sheets." Then he gives the Dan Blocker belly laugh.
Only in Texas can you go from Buddha to OPEC in two sentences.
Sunday, January 04, 2009
Focusness
Focusness
Focusness is something I heard watching a football game this season. I cannot remember which, but to my surprise, others must have heard it too. The sheer joy of focusness is spreading like a fire in a lake of fire. I have now seen the focusness phenomenon reach the interwebs at hornsfans.com and espn message boards, as well as Shaggybevo. Yaya I peruse the evil empire sites...so sue me, those kids gots brains.
Focusness is not a word, of course. It has much more meaning than one word can sufficiently represent. Focusness is not a dream. Focusness represents a nuevo social consciousness uplifting the human spirit to a clearer and more defined tomorrow. Remember you heard it here first. Focusness is THE social movement of our time, maybe even bigger than lolcats.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Happiness New Year
Every year with the Maggie Dog is a good year. I got her in 1998. As I type this she is gnawing on a ham bone left over from the black eyed peas pot. I'm sure after that she will be off to the king size bed for her siesta. She lays with her head on the pillow, the only sound coming are her deep breaths and the soft smacking of her jaw. Simple and comforting, but always an ear for her favorite sounds. The food hitting her bowl, the jingle of the truck keys, or the voice saying... "Maggie, walk, ride, treat."
Maggie is a good dog!
Last year I gave up the relentless pursuit of early death, the agony of breathing and dialysis treatment, and the bane of cancer. All of these things could happen anyway, but why push it any further along.
I slept late today because I could and it felt good to. I cannot remember the last New Year's Day I woke up feeling so clear and alive. That is a great feeling and I'm going to share my good news with the world.
This year I'm sure what I am going to do.
I am going to do the right things as best I can..i.e. spend more time with family.
I am going to work harder and smarter than I ever have.
I am going to do something for the greater good of my community.
If I can do all of that, then that will good enough for me.
I hope you have a Happy New Year full of focusness, trickeration, and nonsensicalities!
Oh and one more thing. Go Tech!
Maggie is a good dog!
Last year I gave up the relentless pursuit of early death, the agony of breathing and dialysis treatment, and the bane of cancer. All of these things could happen anyway, but why push it any further along.
I slept late today because I could and it felt good to. I cannot remember the last New Year's Day I woke up feeling so clear and alive. That is a great feeling and I'm going to share my good news with the world.
This year I'm sure what I am going to do.
I am going to do the right things as best I can..i.e. spend more time with family.
I am going to work harder and smarter than I ever have.
I am going to do something for the greater good of my community.
If I can do all of that, then that will good enough for me.
I hope you have a Happy New Year full of focusness, trickeration, and nonsensicalities!
Oh and one more thing. Go Tech!
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