Texas Tech football Q and A

Q: Who do you think will win on Saturday?

KF: We will. UT hasn't played anybody. They are overrated and they will be exposed as frauds on Saturday night.

Q: WOW! That is quite a statement. Care to elaborate?

KF: Sure. Whoever said 'defense wins championships' is a moron. On Saturday night your going to see actual student-athletes wearing red scoring touchdowns. Maybe 10, but more likely it will only be 6 or 7 touchdowns. Texas is going to score, just not as many.

Q: What is the reason for the rise of Texas Tech football?

KF: Mike Leach could possibly be a half-human, half-omnipotent being. I see we Tech fans much like the Isrealites that followed Moses out of the oppression of the Pharoah. "Pharoah" in this scenario is probably Texas, but could be Oklahoma although we have beaten them 2 out of 3 years.
The other theory is that the world is coming to an end shortly, and God is rewarding our long suffering with some kind of BCS or Conference Championship. I doubt he grants us both, because i think he only votes in the USA Today poll, but something would be nice.

Q: What will Tech fans do if they finally get their elusive championship?

KF: I was thinking that we would probably annex West Texas A&M at that point. Those folks aren't real Aggies. We share a same language and culture with those people and I think its finally time that they become legally part of the Raiterland. I'm not saying that this would be their name, but North Texas Tech has a nice ring to it.

Q: What about you? What will you do if Tech wins a conference championship?

KF: I will be happy for about 20 minutes or so, then I will start bitching about the lack of blitzing on 3rd down, Big 12 referees, and OU paying its players.