Movin on Up!

AP Top 25

USA Today Coaches poll




The Mormons leapfrogged us even though we both had bye weeks. We just need to find a way to win a game in Manhattan, KS this weekend and not worry about this hooey. Although, it is an interesting experience thinking about the possibilities.


1.I think Alabama is the best team right now.

2.I just do not understand how Florida is losing games with that much speed and talent.

3.We have 4 Big 12 Conference schools in the poll to play yet on our schedule (UT, OU, KU, and Okie Lite)...... NO Missouri however, which is a huge relief. We do not match up well with them.

RIP Paul Newman

4 minutes of greatness.

Tha LOOOOOVE BOOOOAT!

Since its been two months since I have been in a bar, I thought I would post a picture of the best bartender of all times. Isaac from mofockin Luv boat.

Yeppers kids, TWO MONTHS. NO DRINKIN. NADA. dry. NO smokin either.

I highly recommend it to anyone.

I feel so good that I have my super oldies TV themes Time-Life collection cranked up to 11 on my ghetto blaster.

Has anyone seen this boy?

Last seen on July 21, 2008

Whereabouts: UNKNOWN


FRIDAY HAIKU

Donkey elephant
Uncle Sam whorin out debt
Chink say "U PAY NOW!"


FRIDAY HAIKU 2: Electric Bugaloo

Meat Bidness story
Owner to casino go
No make twenty one

Caddyshack Haiku

Losing at track make
Seventy five not fifty
you getty no coke

As the meat office turns

I'm training a new assistant manager. The motel owner where we "house" our transient employees called to complain about our new hires' family. Evidently, he has his wife, her brother and his wife, and a friend and his wife. So that's 6 adults by my count in one room. The motel owner also stated that they have 2 cats and 2 dogs. That's 10 heartbeats in the same hovel. JEEZ! The owner was gracious and said they had a day to move out.

I confronted the newbie about this predicament, to which he replied, "we canint afford no double room or nothin like that."

I said, "You should look into getting a house."

"WELP, what the fuck are they so upset about? Aint like they aint gettin thare money."

"True but they own the place and they want you out today."

"Thats bullshit, we paid, hell in Mississipi they caint do that shit."

"Welcome to Texas. I would start east of MLK on your house hunt."

This Day in Aggie Football

I am linking to this blog because this is the greatest compliment to Texas Tech athletics I have seen in the history of forever. PLEASE READ IT and Enjoy.

What a Difference Ten Years Makes

Blue Horseshoe loves Anacott Steel

This morning I wake up to Lehman Brothers bankruptcy and a sell off of Merrill. I DO NOT feel sorry for these folks ONE bit. They should not have lent all that money.

Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. I DO NOT feel sorry for these folks one bit. They should not have lent all that money.

This house of cards all comes back to people buying more house than they could afford. I DO NOT feel sorry for these people one bit. They should not have borrowed that money.

If the store by my house that puts people on payment plans for 20 inch chrome rims goes out of business....

there will be some happy people in crap cars with nice wheels.









Moanday





This just in...Steve the Pirate just called and said, "hey man...the fookin dude from Pink Floyd is fookin dead man...its all over the radio."





I said, "bummer...hey man...Maggie (this is my dog) is beeping in...I gotta go."





Sure enough, the fookin dude from Pink Floyd is dead. Maybe he caught a sneak peak of the new New Kids on the Block video. The promo is like every 5 seconds for the new album on sports channels. Someone needs to let their ad agency know that those ought to be on the Estrogen network.





NEW kids on the Block, had a bunch of hits

What could be worse than a New Kids reunion or the dude from Pink Floyd being dead?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

Look a likes

I know Nosing I sees nosing





Mohammad's Heroes on Al jazeera coming this fall

Aggies get ready for hurricane IKE

not really, this is an old pic from Rita in 05. I hope Ike isn't too bad.

Eye Heart Internets

Led Zeppelin Thursday aka Dude it's Kashmir

If you got 5 minutes to waste, which you do if your on this blog, then waste it.

Country opry

If they get dove hunting on Wii. I'm buying it. I have a bruise in the shape of West Virginia and the diameter of a soft ball on my shoulder. It does not feel as bad as it looks.

I shot 7 boxes of shells and killed 7 dove and 1 pidgeon. That is not very good. The new shotgun MUST be defective.

Meat office joke of the week:

Do you know what a wife does after she gets back from the battered woman's shelter?

The @#$%in dishes if she knows what is good for her.

Meat office drama of the week:

Our hero, let's just call him Steve because that is his name, has a new project. He is trying to help a 22 year old woman named Kristina get out of living at the crack house with no electricity or hot water. Basically, Steve wants her to move in with him. I reason that trading crack heads for one pot head might be a step up. I'm encouraging the union. There I go again, playing match maker. Steve laments to me every moment about Kristina when he is in my presence. It is a beat down.

There is more. Evidently, Kristina has 2 children in CPS custody and is trying to get them out. According to Steve, she has chosen to stay at the crack house because if she moves in with another man and changes addresses the CPS will not give her the children back. AT least that is her current excuse to Steve. I said, "I think she is just playing hard to get."

Week 1 of the NFL

The Cowboys have yet to kick off and I already feel the disinterest. Old habits do die hard, so I guess I can watch it and take a nap.

I like it that the Manly man song Everyday is like Sunday by Morrissey is used to promote the manly manliness of watching football.

Politics the way I see it

Sarah Palin is hawt. No doubt this has been pointed out already. She is kinda like a Warrant video. Republicans are smart....It's like hey, check this chick out in roller skates and forget that this song errr i mean our policies really suck. Speaking of Palin, Winger has a song called Seventeen and Palin has a pregnant daughter that is Seventeen. hmmmm....connection?

Conjugal Visit Update

Some of you may recall my band Conjugal Visits. If not, please feel free to read up on our history here. We have been in the studio writing and finishing up on an album originally called After Execution. However, it became clear that as a great band we were missing something. The Who had Tommy, The Beatles had Sgt. Peppers, and Pink Floyd had The Wall...etc.etc....the bottom line is we needed to do a rock opera that could be a cool album that could be made into a broadway musical then released as a motion picture at some point when we needed the extra cash.

After much discussion and argument, we decided to not make a rock opera but something completely new. We realized that we could be the first band to create a "country opry", as we coin it.

Its about an evil doer named Kody Teith from the fictional state of Okrahoma that uses bad music, truck commercials, and ghey cowboy hats to control the minds of the people to promote war. We are hoping that not only will it sell as a protest piece, but also find an audience with the towel heads "over thare" in Arabia that will enjoy it as a stereotype of Americans.

The album is called For Unlawful Kountry Tunes