Call me Al
I wonder if the United States of America would have been better off with Al Gore the last 8 years. We will never know.
My analysis of the Decider is simple.
Disassociation with reality, inability to accept opposing opinion, and lack of third and fourth level thinking are the main enemies of the Decider.
Jesus and God
Colt McCoy thanked Jesus for the UT Fiesta Bowl win. Evidently, Jesus cannot cover Michael Crabtree.
Seriously
I have never heard a player on any losing team say, "well, Jesus loves them more and that's why they won."
Recession busting denial advice
Refuse to listen to the news. Tell others. Rinse and repeat.
I love being a Texan
I was reading about Buddha on a recommendation from an old friend. I read about how life chooses you. Well, today I was in the city of Midland telling a great customer about reading some of this and he said. "Them fuckers in OPEC don't get this price up, that's about all I could afford is one dem sheets." Then he gives the Dan Blocker belly laugh.
Only in Texas can you go from Buddha to OPEC in two sentences.
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Your friend was probably talking about learning more about next years football team at Buda, Texas, not that other kinda Buddha!
If you have to ask about Al Gore, then the answer is "no".
So when OU makes it to the champsionship game and I goddamn them, does that offset anything?
There is only one universal truth in all of the universe.
Simply, it is:
OU
Sucks
Even God cannot change this.
OU? Vowels reapeated...
StOOpS
SUcks...
nuff said.
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