Vince from ShamWoW is a terrorist, if your a paper towel salesman.
Vince could be a freedom fighter, if you have 6 kids.
Vince could be a martyr, if he died...well, okay nothing really works there.
Vince is a patriot, if your a German ShamWow Factory worker.
Vince is a criminal, if he stole your coke a poured it on the rug.
My fascination with all things ShamWoW knows no bounds.
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I really like his uber-casual, yet still sorta-methy aura.
Once again, you prove your grasp of it.
Can't decide if he's a marketing genius, schyster con artist, eccentric millionare perpetrating an elaborate practical joke or a deep under cover secret Better Business Bureau agent working to uncover fraud and abuse in infomercial circles but, I'd I like to meet the dude to try and figure him out.
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