Thursday, June 29, 2006

Fatwah



The infidel fleas have invaded the sacred temple of the Kingfish. I, the Yard Ayatollah will now issue a fatwah to eradicate the defilers from the soil. I will jihad them first inside with a bomb, then I will chemically terrorize them where they live. The high preistess Maggie will forsake them in holy water, and we will rejoice the death to the evil.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Death to the infidels! May the rivers run red with the blood if the non-believers, or maybe the blood of the non-believers' last meal.