Ode to Walter Sobchak

Ode to Walter Sobchak

Chinaman peed on the rug
that tied the room together
Woo is really an Asian
that is the preferred nomenclature

The Big lebowski had a wife
so hot he couldn't keep her
trumped up kidnapping ransom
gave the Dude a beeper

The Dude rolls on
to the semis next Saturday
only because Walter
drew a firearm during league play

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition
From Moses to Sandy Koufax
Shomer shabbas on Saturday
Walters holy day to relax

Fucking pederast from Chino
that creep Quintana can roll
Walter is so confident
brought Pomeranian to bowl

I am the Walrus
Shut the fuck up Don
Take the current situation
camel fuckers and Vietnam

Life doesn't stop and start
at your convienence says our hero
Smokeys foot slipped over the line
Foul! mark it Zero.

There are rules in bowling
but not in Nam or history
Man in the Black pajamas
was worthy adversary

Ashes of Donny surfs Pacific
Heart taken by Nihlist attack
The Dude keeps on abiding
My ode to Walter Sobchak