Syllabus Week-God bless Keith Jackson and Jack Dale.

Classes begin today on the hollowed grounds of higher learning on the South Plains today. Too bad I'm missing out. Wish I could be there to skip the first day of school with the rest of the smarter kids. Just kidding. I would have been at class for sure.

College is the greatest achievement of human beings on the planet.

My alltime College football announcing team would be Keith Jackson doing play by play, and Jack Dale doing color commentator. My sideline reporters would be Elmer Fudd and Sylvester the Cat.

Keith Jackson

Jack Dale





In case you dont know, the college football season kicks off Thursday night, followed by a full schedule of games including the Texas Tech Red Raiders. The pretty ponies from Spoiled Methodist travel from Dallas to contest the beloved. I anticipate a favorable outcome on the new carpet. I cant wait to see it, the Goin Band, the alumni center, and all the friendly faces. The freak fieldgoal can now be put to rest and avenged. 17 weeks of bliss. Thank you Jesus.