Tuesday, November 07, 2006

In Oklahoma they call it bedlam.



In Texas we call it theft.

OU does the horns down. Even the Aggies dont do that.

OSU does the pistols up. Where in the world did they discover this?

OU has the Sooner Schooner pulled by ponies. I have a monkey ride my border collie.

OSU has a horse named Bullet they ride around after they score. Is their anything sacred? C'mon Okie lite, even your President is a Tech Grad.

OSU also does the "waving of the wheat", they ripped that off from KU.

OU pays their players, and they dont have to come to work. In Texas we pay are players too, they are called the Dallas Cowboys. They work every other weekend.

OSU has T. Boone Pickens. He has Texas aquifer water, pumps it to California, and endows Okie Lite with the money.

Their only two great things to come from Oklahoma. Wes Welker, and the guy on the statue at the Texas Tech campus.





2 comments:

Anonymous said...

the only good thing to come out of Oklahoma...

I-35.


-P

Harry said...

Why you hatin'? Pistol Pete was a real guy - can't help it that he coincidentally looked like Yosemite Sam. I wonder who OSU stole the key-jangling-during-kick-off thing from? It annoys the hell out of me.