Harry: guns up or just raising?

This guy will totally jack yo shit. His name is Harry. If you see him, approach with some kinda trendy microbrew bullshit beer cause it makes him feel special.
He is a lobbyist and a Telemundo fan, even though he speaks little to no Spanish. He claims he invented the terms 'jazz hands'. He loves to rehabilitate liberals, cripples, and communists. Hes quite a keeper ladies.