Happy Birthday Kim!
Todd and I thought it would be a hoot if I did something for your birthday. So here it is: (I turned the tables on him a bit.)
Ode to Kim: the coolest wife of one of my friends ever.
I think you can do better
your friends must say that of course
Poop Deck. New Years Eve
Grounds for divorce
What a lifestyle you endure
Declining labido
Lets get a HD TV
Turn room into casino.
What about Fashion sense?
All eyes turn to you
look at the nice lady
married to Fu Man Chu
I think we can make a million
Write a book on our hero for proof.
You can write the wife side
I can write the truth.
Todd told me a secret
He is a big dork when lit
He wants to buy you a present
A Klingon warrior outfit.
To much information
Not enough Todd fun
Without your sacrifices
I would have none.
Thanks for being our friends wife
A cross you bear so well
Lets hope your birthday present
isn't another phone call from jail.
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