North Korea threatens to ruin my weekend.

Condi says nukes are bad


C'mon Kim. What the hell is your problem? Your annoying as Tootie from the Facts of Life. I knew Kim getting married was going to be a bad deal. The ladies can drive you crazy sometimes but their is no need to test a nuke. Ever heard of golf or PS2? Hell, we'll make you a game so you can pretend to bomb the planet. I just cant buy the were afraid of invasion from America ploy. You got nothing we want and the Chinese will screw you so hard you'll think Guantanamo was Club Med.

Although, as an American imperialist, I can't wait until we get to roll into Pingpongyang and exploit all the natural resouces and bountiful Agricultural booty. Reminds me of my favorite football cheer. Rice! Rice! Rice!

Attention whore to the core this guy. How about lifting that embargo of Prozac Dubya? See what it did for Libya?

Someone other than us needs to take this dude to the woodshed. Whatever Condi said, because I really didn't read the article, but I'm sure it says drugs are bad and Jenny eat something or whatever, needs to happen. Every three to four months there is another dealio mini crisis.

Kim needs to understand that it is football season, someone get that man a Bodog account and Gameplan. The time for sabre rattlin and such is for spring and early summer. Get a clue from Iran, Hezbollah, and the Taliban.

If he tests the bomb, will they call it urban renewal?