If i had a Rock n Roll band

If I had a rock n roll band
Conjugal Visits would be the name
Weekend gigs and barmizvahs
Short hair band boosted to fame

Wicked guitar licks create
Orgasm of hellion praise
Like rock n roll conquistadors
new planes through purple haze

When I got famous enough
#1 on the charts in Montana
I could do a duet album
with Snoop and Carlos Santana

Immersed in limelight
Fruit that giveth sight
European tour ensues
Wembley re-opening night

Middle of summer USA
Conjugalpalooza concert sell out
No time to work on album
No follow-up make fans pout

Break up because of drugs
It's no longer fun
Like McCartney without Beatles
Band on the Run

Behind the Music on VH1
No more television without sounds
Reunion Tour called off
Lead singer is 400 pounds

Reality television flunky
Diet show and book
Sucks more than that Roxette song
"She's Got the Look"