Thursday, December 28, 2006

Things that make you an assclown

Bluetooth headset guy

Why do you insist upon spraying your conversation to the rest of us acting as if you are Gordon Gecko.


What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.


What? You say it as if you are proud of the fact that you have to pay a prostitute for sex. By the way, if you really want it to remain a secret that you cheated on your wife several times and did cocaine, maybe you should STFU. But thanks for the snappy saying, I have never heard it before. Oh, by the way, she knows.

GIT R DUN, Wassup, OHHHKKKAAY

If you are repeating any or all of these then you should be aware that unless you are that comedian, you aren't that funny. I'm just laughing at you.

Speaking intelligently about NASCAR

If you are going to speak about NASCAR, please do so in a matter befitting the clientèle. I don't care, so at least let me enjoy the fact that you are nothing more than a closet inbred watching the rats race.

New York Yankee fans

No need for an explanation.


The Church of Latter Day Hedonists

The term SELFISH righteous applies here. What are you doing? The government and the corporate ownership co-opted by the lobbyists using your money are ruining our future. All for the sake of what exactly? While we sit here entertained and bombarded with the advertising that sells modern snake oil and fast food that makes us obese, your children are being forsaken for your lack of action. They don't make a pill for that, so you are going to have to do something. But please don't get up until gasoline is $10 a gallon, it's a 115 degrees at 10am, and the cable wire melts. The upside is you'll finally be able to get that new Hummer, you just wont be able to drive it. Think about it.

Politico Locksteppers

In the present political environment, if you can't claim beliefs on either side of the spectrum, YOU ARE completely lost and part of the problem. I'm not saying, let's all get along now. But it might be possible to get along if you could start thinking for yourselves and not taking your marching orders from the pundits that exploit and rely upon you being obtuse.

7 comments:

Harry said...

Calling someone/anyone "bra." Frickin' assclowns.

Kingfish said...

YES!!!

"bra"

Makes me laugh the laugh of condescending.

People that use that are most likely fans of the Wu Tang Clan.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget to add 'Morons that Talk to Much'.

Anonymous said...

http://gatewaypundit.blogspot.com/2006/12/why-must-democrats-always-meet-with.html

Kingfish said...

"Don't forget to add 'Morons that Talk to Much'."

Good one 12:27!

I will now add people that cannot understand the difference between 'too' and 'to' in grammar usage.

Thanks for playing. It is easier to own when you own thyself.

Reformed-

That link scared me into believing you are right. Pun intended. Was that downtown Guthrie?

Anonymous said...

You must be he moron who doesn't know the grammatical difference between "your" and "you're".

Kingfish said...

Grammar Smack rules!