Immigration, Fence, and Nazi kittens!

Today the House of Representatives are announcing that they are going to build a wall to keep people from migrating to the U.S. Link to AP story here
Correct me if I am wrong but isn't there already a fence? I doubt a mere fortification such as steel fence can keep them out. But besides that, I love this idea! Brilliant government! Why? Let's look on the bright side of life.Monty Python song here

We all know that the odds of another fence on the border stopping illegal immigration is pointless. People will find a way to get where they want to be. From ancient times to the present, immigration has been a problem for the great economic powers. Rome was overrun by barbarians eventually and it seems the U.S. will too. Hey, I not advocating a new Whitey land or anything, but I think whilst were being overrun we should use it our economic advantage. But maybe were doing that already.

Since the illegals are supposedly running people off of their jobs in their native land, these 'unemployed' can join the big work project down South and build a new fence. That way the 'illegals' can keep providing cheap labor to the rich pezzanovantes. That is what we refer to as a win-win situation. Again, whenever times seem to tough to overcome, Uncle Sam comes to the rescue! Bravo.

Now we all know that this will not completely solve the problem, but I think I know what will. As Bob Barker has pointed out every weekday morning for the last 87 plus years, 'help control the pet population and get your pet spied or nuetered.' Well despite Bob's pleas, the cat population still seems to be a problem. I have the solution. We need to train all of our unwanted cats to become border gaurds. (making funny pic fit bs story) Not just any kind of gaurd, but a Nazi border guard.

Execute my recommendations and we can end unemployement, illegal immigration, and solve the age old problem of what to do with unwanted cats...